name: gretchen ann egging.
location: los angeles, california. born: portland, oregon, may 20. blue eyes, brown hair,
tall, weak knees, usually apathetic or quiet (not necessarily mutually exclusive), good intentions,
bad eyesight. no pretense of neutrality or even truth. pet: goose, the cat. aspiration: change
the world. or just one person. college focus: comparative literature, spanish and portuguese studies.
bonus: certified to teach english as a second/foreign language.
unlike the
ebb and flow of present value, the price of mediocrity is persistently rising.
watch out for my acts of foolishness; they'll lower my perceived intelligence.